So Flying Wild Hog is developing Shadow Warrior 2 and I love it. To commemorate this and fuel my own hype, I made a little foto gallery with possibly the best collectibles in gaming history: Asshole fortune cookies. I will post one of this galleries every week. Let’s call this conveniently the ‚FortuneFriday‘, because it will hashtag well. If you enjoy the cookies, you should try out Shadow Warrior. It’s currently dirt-cheap on Steam (like it is most sales). If you are capable of reading German, you might even enjoy my review of it.

You are fit to watch the rest of the gallery. Congratulations!

I did. I didn’t.

A man’s got to learn to take it.

Maybe you made a typo, like „coookie“ or „fortuen“?

We’ll come back to this.

Won’t worry about his eyesight after that.

And the third wheel needs a forth.