Schlagwort: Shadow Warrior 2

And the frightened. Always shoot the frightened, too.

And make great video games, as it seems.

The only clean cookie in the entire game and then the scene makes it adult rated.

I think that’s just a figure of screech.

Aztec priest source or it didn’t happen.

So…did you realize all those cookies look like dicks with their paper shaft?

Truer wisdom was never prayed.

The last Fortune Friday concludes with a blast from the past: A cookie from the original Shadow Warrior! Also, a pixel girl from the original Shadow Warrior, but that one wasn’t intentional. I don’t know about you, but I am hyped for Shadow Warrior 2. Again: Give the first one a try if you haven’t already. Weiterlesen „Fortune Friday #6: Lunchtime Paper Shafts“ →

Look, I said we would come back to the soap. Chan should have read Cookie #5.

Technically, that enormous phallic tower stands on one.

I want to retire with this in mind.

Try to life by at least one of them. Which one doesn’t matter.

Everything is better in bed in bed.

Aw, shit.

Because Jon Snow dies, obviously.

Glory of warriors past found its way into Shadow Warrior. Did you know? Just…don’t bend down for the soap if you are not prepared. Weiterlesen „Fortune Friday #5: In Bed!“ →

Nice, a birthday party cake recipe!

Condom on head protects from both.

Depends on the trimming of the bush, doesn’t it?

– Germany, 1933

Wang 1 : 0 Duke

At least I’m healthy. Mentally.

Fly me to the moon and let me kill among the stars…

Wisdom of the old masters and a disturbing amount of sexual mistakes find their place in todays pictures. I’m going to call in sick, I think. Weiterlesen „Fortune Friday #4: Sing Along“ →

„Build stone dicks in Zen garden.“ – Confuckius

…strange?

Attractivity, gravitational waves. Einstein never fails.

That cookie is a lie.

Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

And I’ll drop my weapon.

Climate change sure got drastic.

There’s climate change and Ninja Turtles in here. Can you find them? If you missed sone of the picture galleries, click the links below. They’re as gorgeous as Wang is!

All Fights Reserved.

Didn’t wearead that, can’t comment on it.

Wang is fuzzy, though.

Have two good hands and combine both games.

Wang me up, Scotty.

That’s actually really helpful advice, thanks.

This is the soft way to learn it.

Week 2 of FortuneFriday starts with a Copyright claim and ends with helpful advice. Thanks, wild hogs. If you missed last weeks picture gallery, click the link below. They’re as gorgeous as Wang is!

So Flying Wild Hog is developing Shadow Warrior 2 and I love it. To commemorate this and fuel my own hype, I made a little foto gallery with possibly the best collectibles in gaming history: Asshole fortune cookies. I will post one of this galleries every week. Let’s call this conveniently the ‚FortuneFriday‘, because it will hashtag well. If you enjoy the cookies, you should try out Shadow Warrior. It’s currently dirt-cheap on Steam (like it is most sales). If you are capable of reading German, you might even enjoy my review of it.

You are fit to watch the rest of the gallery. Congratulations!

I did. I didn’t.

A man’s got to learn to take it.

Maybe you made a typo, like „coookie“ or „fortuen“?

We’ll come back to this.

Won’t worry about his eyesight after that.

And the third wheel needs a forth.